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Cock-flavored hookah Oooh, look at me smoke this pole, I'm such a bad-ass. I'm at the hookah bar, durrr. 


Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Two great tastes that taste great together. 


Top 10 things to huff around the house Glade, Goof-Off, Goo B Gone, whipped cream, Mean Streak permanent markers, the concentrated gelatin used to make Shamrock Shakes, Abraham Lincoln's morning breath, sulfuric acid, turpentine with dissolved eye of newt, gasoline (unleaded), and model airplane glue (is freshest when huffed in the hobby store).